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Bonkey's Ice Cream & Snoballs
Okay, so, working at Bonkey’s, you see behind the scenes, right? Except, joke’s on you, because there *are* no scenes. You can’t even go inside! It’s all facade, a cute little window to take your order, but behind it? A sweaty, AC-less hellhole where the ice cream is slowly melting and so are we.
The ice cream itself? It’s fine, I guess. But fine isn’t what people are paying for. They’re paying for the *idea* of artisanal ice cream, and what they’re getting is freezer-burned disappointment served by someone who’s actively overheating.
And the flavors? Don’t even get me started. They try to be all fancy with lavender-honey-pistachio swirl or whatever, but half the time it just tastes like perfume mixed with regret. Plus, watching people try to pronounce the names while I’m dripping sweat is its own special kind of torture.
Honestly, save your money. Go to the grocery store, buy a tub of something familiar, and crank up your AC. Your taste buds (and my sanity) will thank you.
The ice cream itself? It’s fine, I guess. But fine isn’t what people are paying for. They’re paying for the *idea* of artisanal ice cream, and what they’re getting is freezer-burned disappointment served by someone who’s actively overheating.
And the flavors? Don’t even get me started. They try to be all fancy with lavender-honey-pistachio swirl or whatever, but half the time it just tastes like perfume mixed with regret. Plus, watching people try to pronounce the names while I’m dripping sweat is its own special kind of torture.
Honestly, save your money. Go to the grocery store, buy a tub of something familiar, and crank up your AC. Your taste buds (and my sanity) will thank you.
Colton Hadley
1751048708
1
5
Bonkey's Ice Cream & Snoballs
We waited less than 5 minutes on a Thursday evening! Too many flavors to choose from. Scoops are large! The Double Double is worth sharing and is a great way to pick 4 flavors when you can’t choose what you want! Definitely recommend the double chocolate and coconut chocolate chip! Great place
Natalie Martin
1749167972
5
5
Bonkey's Ice Cream & Snoballs
Love Bonkey’s. I’ve been often over the years. Flavors are good and a large selection of options, which can be repetitive.
-1 star. The mosquitos are intense and 3 days of itching legs may outweigh the joy of ice cream.
-1 star. The mosquitos are intense and 3 days of itching legs may outweigh the joy of ice cream.
Kerri Welcher
1750632360
4
5
Bonkey's Ice Cream & Snoballs
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